Russus 2

Retipuj: Mission Ante-Canis, COMPLETED. Good job my friends, we managed to 
         settle down in this absolute zero desert but I have bad news for you:
         No time for celebration. Russus needs us. Trust your folks and head 
         for the garden of coldness.
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Francis: OK sir, your candidateship has been announced.

Franky:  You want to participate at the elections?

Retipuj: Not only participate, win.

Franky:  Ah, that certainly changes everything.

Retipuj: Of course. And I hope I'll win with an advance of 182 votes.

Franky:  Let me guess. It is the perfect number you can have in advance and 
         you calculated it during the last months.

Retipuj: Exactly, this number is paralysing, nobody will be able to suspect 
         the results. The results that will be influenced partly by our new 
         allies from Ante-Canis helping us with our first strike directly 
         into their heart!

Franky:  Stab into Sibiria? Happened already in 1908.

Retipuj: Whales.

Franky:  Wales? You really need tutoring in geography.

Retipuj: With our RC controlled whales we will ram their submarines and 
         sink them. Francis!

Francis: We've got a liquid submersion cooled monolithic quad-core asymmetric 
         multiprocessing and non-uniform memory access attached arithmetic 
         logic unit connected subthreshold leakage avoiding 913 teraflops 
         processor punch card supercomputer.

Retipuj: Be very very quiet. We're hunting Kremlers.

Franky:  It rather seems like poor whale season.

Retipuj: Franky, they'll grow again.

Franky:  You're disputable.

Retipuj: I only need to know how many we should sink?





<8:
Retipuj: Okey dokey.

Francis: I don't think that this is enough to confince them of voting you. 
         Don't forget that they're used to such cold war incidents and 
         hushing them up. You need more to agitate them.





8:
Retipuj: Okey dokey.

Francis: Good choice, Sir. It seems that the confidence in the state is 
         declining.





>8:
Retipuj: Okey dokey.

Francis: If you continue like this you will have plunged this land into ruin 
         long before you get elected.

Retipuj: We need more power. And how can we get more power? By power. 
         To receive power you have to give the world what it needs, power. 
         Power is the today's power.

Franky:  Epistrophe got pwnd.

Retipuj: Dams. Franky, go to Paris and talk with a power plant engineer.

Franky:  But Frenchmen have rather nuclear power plants than dams, they are 
         the core group.

Retipuj: Hardcore energy nerds are the best. Francis! I need a meeting with 
         the communist leader.

Francis: As good as done.

Retipuj: Need help from people with the same target. Together we'll disempower
         the government. Fight for a better world. Strike with full power. 
         Weapons on 100%, phase down the shields, hyperspace drive standing by,
         overclock generators, unleash the fighters, divert all power to the 
         blasters, curtain fire in 3, 2, 1, fire!

Francis: There's only one last question.

Retipuj: What? Uh, yes. How many?





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Franky:  Never send me again to France. Their language c'est de la murder.
         And they ate all my provisions. Muffins, doughnuts, bagels 
         and grits. I think they never saw these four before. Ate all up.

Retipuj: What did they say?

Franky:  "Franky, my dear, I don't give a dam." 
         I think the profit wasn't high enough for them.

Retipuj: Napo Sabrewing!

Franky:  Oh yes, and then their leader said "I leave the smell of a nabob 
         in the moaning. Smells like... vexatiousness".

Retipuj: I hate narcissistic people.





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Franky:  Never send me again to France. Their language c'est de la murder.
         And they ate all my provisions. Muffins, doughnuts, bagels 
         and grits. I think they never saw these four before. Ate all up.

Retipuj: What did they say?

Franky:  Oh, they said that it would be them a pleasure to help us.

Retipuj: Dito! Mine said the same. With the fusion of technology and 
         connections, we will plug in.





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Franky:  Never send me again to France. Their language c'est de la murder.
         And they ate all my provisions. Muffins, doughnuts, bagels 
         and grits. I think they never saw these four before. Ate all up.

Retipuj: What did they say?

Franky:  Oh, they said that it would be them a pleasure to help us.

Retipuj: I can't sustain that you had success and I didn't.

Franky:  Sounds interesting, tell me more.

Retipuj: He told me "Comrade Retipuj, my allegiance is with the Union, to 
         communism. I want to disempower the government, not giving it 
         to you." And then he became a little bit angry.

Franky:  Why?

Retipuj: I said "Communism is such an enchanting idea, it has to be a dream".

Retipuj: OK, we will let flow water again for our next Retipuj-vote-motivation.
         Sabotage of irrigation.

Franky:  Don't forget that only living people can vote, you bloat.

Retipuj: It's the quantity, Franky, it's the calculation, coordination.

Franky:  A production rate of 150 to 221 l/min is the perfect number to cause 
         suffering with lemonade plants. But irrigation plants?

Retipuj: There you're right, my wight, it's not the same, good blame. 
         The number we need is indeed





<64:
Francis: We need more, it's sore.





64:
Francis: You can select, you won't regret.





>64:
Francis: Don't exaggerate, my mate.

Retipuj: Time to unsheathe. Prohibition.

Franky:  Take them the alcohol away? That's insanity!

Retipuj: We are at war, Franky. At a war cold as ice cubes.

Francis: Sir, our insiders are standing by. We can paralyse the complete 
         alcohol network at any moment.

Retipuj: Good, Francis, good. Hose it. Hose it now.

Franky:  Now, I'm seriously thinking about dismissing and returning to 
         my family. OK, it's not as insane as if you would deprive the 
         western youth from their basic food. They would go berserk after 
         3 days but it's still... insane.

Retipuj: How many days should the sale be stopped?





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Francis: Was a good idea but it seems that the effect wasn't strong enough.

Retipuj: Probably I understimated their strength.





7:
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Francis: The polls are better than ever before for you.

Retipuj: As expected.





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Francis: Sir, I've never asked you this but do you like children?

Retipuj: These undomesticated stinking, slavering, all touching, vociferating
         and nerve-racking little shit-arses? Why?

Francis: You'll have to care about many of them. Except children you've 
         extinguished the whole population. 

Retipuj: Pale-throated Three-toed Sloth.





Retipuj: Now the only thing I can do is hoping that everything will go fine 
         tomorrow. Warning, elections approaching. But I have nothing to fear.
         Not now.

Francis: Your wife on the phone.

Retipuj: Why, why Queen Whydah?

Francis: She wonders if you know where she is?

Retipuj: What? I can rather say where her electrons are. There I have at least 
         a probability to be right. I really need to sleep now, I need my leader
         sleep.
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         After week-long efforts the day has come when we have to accept the 
         sentence, the whole sentence and nothing but the sentence. So I'm glad
         to announce the fate of truth: